enygmass:

You gotta feel bad for Bruce sometimes thou, like, his day consists of “dAMIAN PUT J ASONS MASK DOWN I SWEAR TO GOD’ and “TIM WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT JOYRIDING THE BAT PLANE IM’
to ‘HARLEY WILL YOU STOP KICKING THE BACK SEAT OF MY BATMOBILE I WILL PULL OVER RIGHT THIS MINUTE AND MAKE YOU WALK TO ARKHAM. DO N O T TEST ME. ’ and ‘EDWARD NIGMA THE NEXT TIME YOU SPRAY PAINT MY CAPE IM GOING TO MAKE SURE THEY PUT YOU IN A CELL WITH JOKER.’ then as soon as he gets home and tries to get some rest he gets a call about Harvey being an asshole and robbing the nearest bank because ‘Oh it’s February 2nd and I got an aesthetic to keep’ like save this man plz